coagulates:

I just wanna kiss you for a few hours

(Source: sandandglass)

fabfatfemme:

Friendly reminder that someone else does not have to justify your problems for them to be problems. 

If it negatively affects you and makes you unhappy its a problem. 

Don’t let other people tell you that your problems aren’t valid because “people have it worse off than you”. 

You are allowed to be sad. 

So my professor was asking questions.

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.

ineedtothinkofatitle:

roundtop:

At this point, the way I (and, I would imagine, most linguists online) feel about the incredibly asinine [gɪf] vs. [jɪf] argument is remarkably similar to a parent dealing with two children fighting in the backseat.

NO.

I DON’T CARE WHO SAID WHAT.

I DON’T CARE WHO STARTED IT.

YOU STAY ON YOUR OWN SEPARATE SIDES, STOP YELLING, AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL TURN THIS METAPHORICAL CAR AROUND.

elementary-mydeardoctor:

chicklikemeblog:

madmanwithoutabluebox:

I just need this omg

What.

I need it.

infinitetransit:

isn’t it funny that lesbians are presumed to hate men, have turned away from men, or never experienced the ~prowess~ of a man

we’re talking about a preference that actively centers around women and they still try to make it fundamentally about men

IMPORTANT

theuppitynegras:

thecommandertoast:

ofmagicandice:

So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life

LISTEN TO ME

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO

DON’T

OPEN

THEIR FUCKING PAGE

I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE

verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript. 

SIGNAL BOOST

dorothy-cotton:

THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS

FUCKING NAME

FOR EVERYTHING

AND EVERYONE