Asylum of the D'aawlek
WHERE SANITY GOES TO BE EXTERMINATED
Whatever’s wrong with me isn’t on here.I’m, like, meat-intolerant.  I can’t eat beef or pork.Makes my stomach SO SAD.  Food intolerance cramps?  NOT FUN.  The feeling of improperly digested food sliding around in the small intestine where it’s not meant to be is one of the most painful things I’ve ever felt.  And I get really bad migraines sometimes.  I’m honestly not sure which one is more painful, but I’d probably take the migraines over the food intolerance.  But those are my top two as far as pain goes.  Luckily I figured it out about two(?) years ago and have mostly succeeded in avoiding it since then.For some reason this does not seem to affect bacon or pepperoni.  (Some bacon makes my stomach a little uncomfortable, so I try to avoid that as well, just to be safe.)  And I’m not any kind of vegetarian or anything.  I just mostly prefer seafood.  Tastes better to me anyway. Also I’m just generally picky.…It’s kind of a pain in the ass to feed me.

Whatever’s wrong with me isn’t on here.

I’m, like, meat-intolerant.  I can’t eat beef or pork.
Makes my stomach SO SAD.  Food intolerance cramps?  NOT FUN.  The feeling of improperly digested food sliding around in the small intestine where it’s not meant to be is one of the most painful things I’ve ever felt.  And I get really bad migraines sometimes.  I’m honestly not sure which one is more painful, but I’d probably take the migraines over the food intolerance.  But those are my top two as far as pain goes.  Luckily I figured it out about two(?) years ago and have mostly succeeded in avoiding it since then.
For some reason this does not seem to affect bacon or pepperoni.  (Some bacon makes my stomach a little uncomfortable, so I try to avoid that as well, just to be safe.)  And I’m not any kind of vegetarian or anything.  I just mostly prefer seafood.  Tastes better to me anyway.

Also I’m just generally picky.
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It’s kind of a pain in the ass to feed me.